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Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre

Reviewed by Mandi

5 OUT OF 5 BIMBOS

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CampCuddlyPines

2005, Wicked Pictures, Directed by Jonathan Morgan

Running time: 2 hours 31 minutes, 3-disc set

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THE GIRLS:

Cherokee, Devon Michaels, Jessica Drake, Katie Morgan, Katja Kassin, Keri Sable, Kinzie Kenner, Nicole Sheridan, Rebecca Love, Rita Faltoyano, Stormy Daniels, Taryn Thomas

THE BOYS:

Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, Voodoo, Scott Nails, Randy Spears, Manuel Ferrara, Kris Slater

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THE STUFF ON THE BOX:

From the mind of Wicked Pictures' award-winning director Jonathan Morgan comes this horror movie spoof that's packed with beautiful busty babes, unexplainable circumstances and outrageous situations that all lead to plenty of hot sex, of course. Kirsten and Megan (Stormy and Jessica Drake) are two college students headed to a concert with a group of friends, when along the way the gang "accidentally" runs over a homeless drifter in the road, or was it a moose or a deer? As the gang soon finds out, nope, it wasn't a deer, it definitely was a homeless dude and soon they begin dying one by one. Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre, a comedy of horrific proportions.

THE SPECIAL FEATURES:

Three Disc Set

  • The Horror: The True Tale of Camp Cuddly Pines
  • Casting The Victims
  • Scouting A Massacre
  • Girls Of Camp Cuddly Pines
  • Bloopers To Die For
  • Camp Cuddly Pines Trivia w/ Keri Sable
  • Stormy Bangs Betty Cartoon
  • Rayford Cam
  • Behind The Scenes Sex Reel
  • Trailer - Camp Cuddly Pines
  • Extended Sex Scenes
  • Bonus Sex Scenes from Secrets of the Velvet Ring and The Collector
  • Bonus Outtake Scene
  • Photo Gallery
  • Star Galleries
  • Star Stats
  • Sex Scene Galleries
  • Behind The Scenes Galleries
  • Wicked DVD Catalog
  • Promotional Material
  • Wicked Awards - Winners and Nominations
  • Company Profile
  • Preview Trailers

THE REVIEW:

Camp Cuddly Pines was one of Wicked's biggest releases last year, with a great cast, great sex, a lots of slasher-horror movie fun! It starts out with a van full of "teenagers" on the way to a concert played by Tommy Gunn, Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Voodoo and (BIMBO ALERT!) Stormy Daniels as the dumb blonde. After a great opening 4-some in the back of the van between Tommy, Stormy, Jessica and Voodoo, with Eric doing videotaping duty (uhh... who's driving the van?) they hit and kill a homeless guy. After the typical horror movie panicky over-acting, they strap him to the roof of the van to take him to the hospital.

The van brake down in every concievable way possible, right in the middle of some scary, dark woods. The notice the lost the body, so they - suprise! - split up, with the girls going off to find a phone and the guys going to look and see where they lost the dead guy. The girls encounter a grizzed old man (played my Mike Horner in old man-y makeup), who roasts marshmellows with them and tell the the story of the Camp Cuddly Pines killer. Stormy gets to say lots of dumb things (take notes, girls!) and Jessica slaps her in the head a lot (she's mean). This leads to a series of flashbacks, the first to 1958, where Kinzie Kenner and Scott Nails have a nice little fuck session (I always knew those girls in the poodle skirts were sluts) before her insane little brother kills Kinzie with an... electric carving knife and wearing a clown mask with "oh face". Huh.

The second flashback is in a metal asylum for wayward strippers and Rita Faltoyano, Katja Kassin, Taryn Thomas and Rebecca Love make Manuel Ferrara a happy man. Finally the third flashback takes us to 1985 (like, totally!) where campers Kris Slater and Katie Morgan fuck by the lake before falling victim to powertools.

Anyway, back in the present, Tommy Gunn finds an indian spirit guide in the form of Cherokee, who doesn't take long to guide herself to Tommy's cock. Randy Spears shows up in the story as the hick sheriff, in an excellent scene where he takes Devon Michaels on the hood of his patrol car.

So Tommy gets killed, Eric and Voodoo run screaming like little girls and hide in the van, where Stormy and Jessica find them. They find a lovely oh-this-isn't-scary-at-all cabin to crash in, and the group sends Voodoo out on his own to be bait... uhhh, collect firewood. He finds Nicole Sheridan hanging out in a well, and gets some. Hah, that should show his friends for sending him out to get killed! Oh, and he gets killed.

Jessica and Eric have a nice scene together, and Stormy finds Sheriff Spears and squeaks the situation to him before kicking him in the nuts and running away. Jessica finally gets her big death scene (See what you get for being mean? You dont get to survive the movie! Hah!), Sheriff Spears gets kicked in the nuts again by Eric. Eric bumps into Stormy - with his cock - and make their way back to the cabin where everything gets expalined. Finally, Eric and Keri Sable (BIMBO ALERT!) get together for one last sex scene... boy, for being cast as the video camera nerd boy, Eric really gets a lot of action!

I guess I should mention the oodles of special features, since this is a three disk set. The best one is the trivia game that has Keri Sable doing something sexual for every answer you get right! There's also making-of stuff, extended sex scenes, some bonus scenes from other movies, and some easter eggs. Quite a lot of stuff actually!

This is one of Wicked's cooler releases. I love Jonathan Morgan's sense of humor, and this is a great porn to watch on Halloween night with a group of your best fuck buddies! Be sure to check it out!

~ Mandi

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